"This patamon is looking to be a huge pataslut this morning! Lets see how many cocks this digimon can handle, and help him unleash his inner f[*****] potential."

(Source: f-list-quotes)

afterlaughtersart:

RE-UPLOAD of little doodle comics of the last part of: R9kElsa is Suffering - Chapter 20

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Quick note:

I know I haven’t been around much— there’s a lot of IRL pressure, and it’s making me want to hermit away from the world.

So I’m filling my queue, both here and at sparklingcleanlies, and I’m gonna disappear for a week or so to try and get my head working properly again.

fuckyeahexplicityaoi:

omgmomfoundmyurl:

omgmomfoundmyurl:

hmm what could be in this pouch thats shoved to the back of my grandmas freezer

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Your grandmother is hardcore.

(Source: textpoops)

Does the Grapefruit Blowjob Technique Work? I Tried It, and The Verdict Is...

So, after all my hemming and hawing, how did the grapefruit blowjob turn out? It went AMAZINGLY well. From the second I put that slice on there, my boyfriend could not get enough of this goddamned grapefruit. It turned a regular, Wednesday night, let’s-get-this-boner-going-so-we-can-bang-before-my-Ambien-kicks-in blowjob into a weird, wild, wet  blowjob, with grapefruit juice running everywhere and my boyfriend bucking wildly. When my mouth got tired and I needed to take a break for a second, he eagerly requested that I keep the grapefruit going as part of a handjob. I thought back on all my years reading Pinterest, and realized that this was truly the first time any craft project I had found on the Internet had actually worked out.